Got this exciting email:
"Diana, bag a bargain and welcome in springtime with great deals from Betterware"
Dont need bargain bags - they're on the NHS (well, for now, notwithstanding Mr Cameron). The bags cost around £7 each so there's a moral pressure to get it right when you cut the hole to the shape of your stoma with the special round ended scissors and not go over the 1 every 2 days quota (I should explain that it gets emptied several times a day - some people think you just chuck the bag when it's full which would be pretty gross after 2 days). The stoma can change shape over time which complicates things and it's hard to be a scissor happy Tony Hart kneeling on the floor with your trousers down.
Hi there - how did the choir go last night? The Streets were brill except some of their new stuff a bit naff but entertaning, lyrics like:
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"In a relationship",
"In a relationship",
An earthquake hit me (Oi!)
I just scouring the web for ostomy jokes and assume you have seen the following website:
http://www.ostomates.org/humour.html including
Q. What is an ostomates favorite punctuation mark?
A. A semi-colon
Not bad! so I hope you feeling ok/not too rubbish. Jx
Ha ha! I hadn't seen that - I was a bit put off the site because it seemed to have a dating element?!
ReplyDeleteChoir good fun and well attended but exhausting. There was always that naff edge to Streets lyrics 'Dry your eyes mate..' what time you at Future tomorrow? Be good to see ya there with roving report?
Hi - plus 'my gosh you're fit but don't you know it' but made up by lights are blinding my eyes and many more - I not rushing for the new album though but they are brill live.
ReplyDeleteCome to Future for 16.30 - 18.00! I am picking Dee up at front of City Hall if you want a lift?
I did not notice that about the website!! I very happy chelsea beat man utd - just listened to the whole match - sounded great.
Jx
I'll meet you there - do some editing this pm. Great news about Chelsea
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