Sunday, 27 February 2011

And the Ostomy Award Winner is...

The Ileostomy Oscars go to

Actor in a Leaking Role:

Cileum Murphy
Colon Firth
Russell Crowe
SToma Hanks
SToma Cruise
Jodie FoStoma
Jane Russell

Best fileum:

The Legend of Bagger Vance
Fried Green Stomatoes
Stomalone
Play OstoMisty for me
Stoma(Coma?)
Ileum Dollar Baby
The Simpsons (featuring Stoma Simpson)
Bagdad Cafe
Stoman Holiday

2 comments:

  1. someone has got poo bags on the brain!
    Russell Crowe - is he just a shit anyhow?! LOL
    Loving the colon inches
    Its the best thing to read when on the loo
    K x

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  2. I take that as a compliment Kieran. Please don't drop the laptop though.
    Xx

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