Tuesday, 1 February 2011

Pimp My Guard

My lower lip is sticking out a bit. The Ostomart Ostoshield Guard and Belt just arrived. No spandex, no go faster stripes; generic medical supplies issue. I'm going to have to pimp it - I might take you up on the rhinestone applicator Peter. I'm pleased to have it though. The table tennis table corners look much sharper these days. Sharper than my play anyway which at 9.30 last night had a whiff of chemo about it. Hurrah for Ruth Bullard who has played 4 matches in 10 days to make up our team's outstanding ties - postponed due to heart problems, cancer, pregnancy and ... a persistent cold (Colin!?).

4 comments:

  1. You're welcome to borrow the rhinestoner, but if it's plastic, there's a risk it might melt it! It's better on fabric. Nice to see you in City Hall yesterday - shame I couldn't find an opportunity to say Hi and have a hug! You were too busy vox-popping!
    Px

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  2. Yes - I wanted to get your dulcet ( & Bruce's bass tones ) but didn't work out. Lots of enthusiasm for dancing event. Don't like the idea of melting plastic - a bit too Madge!
    Xx

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  3. Madge Allsop? or Madonna?

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  4. I love Madge Allsop and I bet she's burnt some plastic in her time!

    Hope your folks are doing ok
    X

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