Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Proctogram

My bottom has been safe from probing for a few months but any incipient modesty was curbed by the proctogram preparations - very cold jelly squirted into the JPouch via an inserted tube whilst wearing a gown made, appropriately, of JCloth. Dr Preston showed me the on screen images and it all looks fine - this part of me has no leaks. Thanks for lunch Stevie and for escorting me from the premises.
Posted by at

4 comments:

  1. Unknown12 January 2011 at 19:04

    Escort you off? I thought you were escaping from the NHS sandwich.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Di C12 January 2011 at 20:33

    I'm such a gannet right now I'll eat anything - ooh is there cake tomorrow?
    X

    ReplyDelete
  3. Stevie Read12 January 2011 at 21:15

    I have Wagon Wheels if there is no cake

    ReplyDelete
  4. Di C12 January 2011 at 21:44

    If lots of people come we'll have to cut them ( the biscuits) up. But if they're real Wagon Wheels the fake chocolate will shatter everywhere!

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)