Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Bag Demon

The bag demon came in the early morning and unfastened one of the bag's Velcro tabs. The bed was saved but the floor got fairly messy. Shell was in the bag-zone as soon as she woke up and began to clean 'nice consistency' she said.
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  1. Alison Barnes1 June 2011 at 22:30

    so the consistency varies? what constitutes a nice consistency? not too runny, but not too lumpy? your poop is obviously the goldilocks of poop.

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  2. Di C3 June 2011 at 09:49

    There is a Bristol Stool scale (shapes and colours). My friend Neil has devised a scale for consistency: South Hull Index - Toilet Excretions.

    Porridge like is ideal. Hope this doesn't put you off your porridge.

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