Horrid accident in the bathroom yesterday - I snagged my bag on my jeans button and ...Jackson Pollock via Chris Ofili on the floor. Later, in a UEA toilet cubicle I had a vision of how the same scenario would have played away from home - and the wimpering apologies to ladies in neighbouring cubicles for any sullying of their footwear. Phew! JPegs withheld by the editor.
Performance art?
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