Scrabble, cream cakes and sherry

Shell bought me an iPad which has been great for Scrabble, Boggle, Backgammon, Angry Birds and now this blog. We're also kept busy sourcing trace or nil fibre food which will also fatten me up. My diet is anti vegan as cheese and meat are fibre free. Chicken soup is less than 0.1 gram of fibre and Beef consomme has nil (but is pretty horrid apart from containing Sherry). Beef stroganoff is now my signature dish - fillet steak and soured cream. My key worker Gee Bee's main advice was to 'eat more cream cakes'