Oh Poo! Di's got cancer again...OH NO SHE HASN'T! (small print - 78% chance of being clear of cancer in 5 years)

Saturday, 20 November 2010
New Quiz!
Shell here, have uploaded Di's latest brainteaser for you all which is a Things to do with NHS In Patient Treatment Quiz. Wendy and Ben are going to visit Di this afternoon so I'm sure it will keep them amused if she drifts off to sleep. Di and I are learning new things all the time during her hospital stay. I was amazed to discover that you can get trapped wind in your shoulders! that's why Di was so itchy there the other night. Yesterday I read through the very helpful ileostomy guide whilst Di napped and we had a giggle when she woke up and i read her this little fascinating fact from the sexuality section: "One way to check if you are getting erections overnight is to stick a row of postage stamps with the perforations intact around your penis. If you have an erection overnight, the perforations will be broken in the morning..." It's sweet to see Di laugh. She told Jules she calls her ward the Pink Panther ward. Jules was confused til Di sang "Dilham, dilham, dilham, dilham, dilham, dilham dilhammmmmmmm" The ward are very strict about only two visitors at a time at the allotted times so please let me know if you want to go up and see Di in hospital. Thanks all.
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