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A fully qualified A1 Harridan she removed my drain tube, which had evaded less seasoned staff members, with one swift snap shooting it thru the air like Annie Oakley's whip. She is not adequately rewarded by the NHS and seemed disproportionately elated with the packet of wine gums I offered in thanks.

Thanks to all the food parcels for Shell You can be sure I will have her on a full perfect hostess training programme when I get home and she will be available for parties/
Civil Partnerships. She has already begun a line in Mini Trifles - a delightful alternative to mash.

Seems like the team haven't been fooled by my suggestion of tomorrow for discharge. I am shattered by walking to the loo 5 times so far today (ok vanity dictated I ditch the Zimmer). Looking like Thursday or Friday.

Which seemed just as well as I and a few of my ward mates watched Peggy waving from the car park. My tummy probably needs to heal a bit more before being closer to that dog.

Are we really getting H Lansbury? Waggsie, Nick - we should be told